Thursday, September 13, 2012

they don't work

they don't work
Subject: Resume
Date:(any day after)Thursday AUG 21, 2007
From: BISHOP CLAUDIA HUMPHREY
TO: WHOM IT MAY CONCERN

HAVE WORKED;

AS A NURSE AID
CARE GIVER
SECRETARY
MUSICIAN
SOMETIMES CONSEQUITIVE APPOINTMENT LINKED THESE DISCIPLINES TOGETHER.
HOME MAKER DOMESTIC SKILLS
CHILD CARE
DRIVING

EDUCATION:
3 ORDAINED CERTIFICATES WHILE SERVING{
DEACON ORDAINED
LICENSED MISSIONARY
ORDAINED MINISTER
1 MASTERS CERTIFICATE MUSIC
1 PROLONGED SERVICE CERTIFICATE
1 AQUATIC CERTIFICATE

HOW I APPLIED MYSELF.

THIS IS A RESUME OF INFORMATION TO BE FORMULATED FOR OTHER RESUMES IN THE 3RRRESUME.

NURSING:
BED SIDE CARE
TPR,VITAL SIGNS
TREATMENTS
FOLEY CATHETERS
TRACTION
NG TUBES
FEEDING
AMBLATORY ASSISTANCE
BATHING PATIENTS
CHANGING PATIENTS BED
WHEEL-CHAIR ASSISTANCE
MASSAGE
ADMITTING AND DISCHARGING
CARE OF VALUABLES ASSISTANCE
AND BEDSIDE STANDS
HELPING WITH DRESSING
CEP#13050
CNA MODULE II JULY 2000
GLENDALE MEMORIAL HOSPITAL

SECRETARIAL
DESK WORK
RECEPTION WORK
TYPING, FILING, COMPUTER SKILLS
ANSWER PHONES
PHONE OPERATOR
MAIL: ACCOUNTS RECIEVABLE, PAYABLE
STATISTICAL TYPING
PHOTOCOPYING
AGENDAS
MEETING MINUTES
ADDENDUMS
POST UP BOARDS
PUBLIC INTERFACE

HOSPITALS, UNIVERSITIES AND CONVALESCENT HOSPITALS.

MUSIC
HIGH LEVEL PERFORMANCE
FOR MAJOR WORKS OF COMPOSERS(C)MUST HAVE YEARS OF EXPERIENCE WITH CLASSICAL SACRED MUSIC TOWARDS GRADUATE LEVEL.
AND PERFORMANCES OF DOCTORAL RECITAL SETTINGS.WITH HIGH LEVEL PROFESSIONALS
CONCERTS AND RECITALS AND DRESS  REHEARSALS WITH COSTUMES
THREE MAJOR WORKS A YEAR FOR NINE YEARS
MEMORY WORK IN MUSICAL NOTES AND NOTATIONS.
INSTRUMENTS:
VOICE
PIANO OR KEYBOARDS
GUITAR
FLUTE
VIOLIN
TAMBORINE
BELLS
PRAISE WORSHIP SERVICE
SOLO WORK OF WORSHIP QUALITY
RECITAL WORK SOLOS WITH FORMAT
OF GREAT COMPOSERS, OPERA, CLASSICS,
SACRED, ROMANTIC.
FOR STAGES: COLLEGE WORKS
MAJOR THEATRES AND HALLS
CHURCH HALLS AND AUDITORIUMS AND GYMNASIUMS

VISITATION OF SICK PROGRAMS
SHUT IN PROGRAMS
AND THE AGED WORSHIP SERVICES
EXPERIENCE IN EXCESS OF 3 YEARS

CHOIR DIRECTOR EXPERIENCE
DIRECT ADULT OR CHILDREN CHOIRS
ACCOMPANY OR WORK WITH ACCOMPANIST
FULL WORSHIP SERVICES
PRAYER SERVICES
RECITALS OF ORATORIO WORKS AND CANTATAS
USUALLY TWO SERVICE PER WEEK
MID WEEK AND WEEKEND.
SUBSTANCE ABUSE AND OR ADJUNCTIVE THERAPY OUTREACH PROGRAM OR GUEST TWENTY YEARS.
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  • too dumb and too slow to get it

    TOO DUMB AND TOO SLOW TO GET IT
    WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING FOR?
    I WANT TO BE A MINISTER!

    Well i think you are too dumb and to slow to get it....
    and your dress, your car, your hair style and all that stuff doesn't look like
    what i want to be when i become a minister....

    what does that mean?


    that means you need to read the bible and find out what sackcloth people have gone through
    to become ministers.

    are you clean?
    do you have nursing skills?
    do you wipe surfaces after the poor?
    do you use cleaning solutions?
    are you a trained or trained by a clinician, r.n. or Physician.?

    can you with trade and skills know what to do in an unsanitary place or condition?
    is it all about you saw a commercial but you have no idea of what to do, nor have
    you been to school to apply your knowledge in a field service position.

    will you read this and comprehend what is said
    or will you cop a resentment because of what is said
    or will you impliment this in your work and utilize it to the best of your ability?


    or are you just look at those typos i don't ugh get it... i think i will say or do something mean, interrupt so that the real vital things that need to be done are delayed by your lack of information?

    if you are mean.... are you apt to help the homeless get a job.... a set of clean clothes....
    do you call everyone family but treat them like a dirty word?.... can you get them a place to stay instead of cursing them out?